[0]		/*before pewter*/
Damn it!
My sisters are always
making-out with each other,
but they never let me join them.
THEY say I'm too young. 
But I'm not a kid anymore.
I'll prove it! I bet someone in
Viridian city would screw me.
I'll just pretend I'm one of
the hookers. That'll show them!

What's WITH this town?
Everyone laughs when 
I tell them I'm a hooker.
... Am I really that ugly?

Best... day... ever!
Some guy totally flashed his
balls at me while I was fishing.
I'm NOT letting this one
get away!

I had an amazing dream last 
night. I dreamt I was in the 
Viridian forest and there was 
this hot woman with weird hair 
who said I was cute. 
Then she started making out 
with me. I wonder if I'll ever 
meet anyone like that?




[1]		/*after pewter*/
So I tried babysitting some kids
the other day. What a bunch
of perverts! I didn't think they'd
notice me watching the
Playboy channel. Those boys
totally wanted to fuck me.
Boy did I need it too. I was going
to let 'em, but then the
stupid girls tied me up.

That woman was real!
I just met her out in the dessert.
She said she knew a way to
make breasts bigger. I've got to
try it! It obviously worked for her.


[2]		/*after cerulean*/



[3]		/*after vermilion*/



[4]		/*after saffron*/



[5]		/*after lavender*/



[6]		/*after celadon*/



[7]		/*after fuschia*/



[8]		/*after cinnabar*/



[9]		/*after loop*/
